1. Notes: 1 / 1 year ago 

    My fuckin girlfriend

    I have a fucking drop dead gorgeous girlfriend,and she’s damn sexy. Her name’s Natalie but I call her Goldilocks, she’s my girlfriend and she’s just right:)

  2. Notes: 285 / 1 year ago  from 0heyitsnatalie (originally from houstontexan)
    XD

    XD

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  3. Notes: 980 / 1 year ago  from 0heyitsnatalie (originally from ladyjay91)

    (Source: ladyjay91)

     
  4. Notes: 897 / 1 year ago  from nitabbaby
     
  5. Notes: 1689 / 1 year ago  from 0heyitsnatalie (originally from x3)
    fuck yeah me gusta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    fuck yeah me gusta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
  6. Notes: 8 / 1 year ago  from tiredstarlings
    pay back

    pay back

     
  7. Notes: 67 / 1 year ago  from 0heyitsnatalie (originally from thisismoitoday)

    (Source: thisismoitoday)

     
  8. Notes: 978 / 1 year ago  from 0heyitsnatalie (originally from shit-thatblows)
    girl: want to hear something interesting?
boy: sure.
girl: omg ur such a jerk you sound like your not interested at all, i hate u..
basically she freaked out to a normal answer. i mean what does she want? a reply like sure, you are so cool and everything you do is magical, we should get married?! if she does she is crazy because there is nothing wrong with simply answering her question hearing the interesting something and giving positive feedback on it. Instead she wanted the positive feedback first, before the interesting something, im tellin ya, bitches be crazy.

    girl: want to hear something interesting?

    boy: sure.

    girl: omg ur such a jerk you sound like your not interested at all, i hate u..

    basically she freaked out to a normal answer. i mean what does she want? a reply like sure, you are so cool and everything you do is magical, we should get married?! if she does she is crazy because there is nothing wrong with simply answering her question hearing the interesting something and giving positive feedback on it. Instead she wanted the positive feedback first, before the interesting something, im tellin ya, bitches be crazy.

     
  9. Notes: 64 / 1 year ago  from icyshark
     
  10. Notes: 23 / 1 year ago  from jglitter85
     
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